People are weird…! Search Queries, 2011

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after half a year of blogging… here are some of the most bizarre, funny or curious search terms of my visitors:

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„Catwoman Sex with Batman manga“, “batman catwoman sex”, “catwoman damsel”, “batman tickling cat women”, “batman catwoman sex video”, “Male Catwoman”, “melon breasted women”, “Catwoman oversexualized in Arkham City” [and TONS of other, related terms]…

…led people HERE: “Crazy for Batman: Catwoman, melon-breasted Damsel”

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“Spacegirl sexual”, “Green Lantern kissing gorgeous”, “feminist analysis of Green Lantern movie”, “spacegirl + rape + comic + green”, “Robin nearly killing Wonder Woman”, “Sue Storm’s breasts”, “Wonder Woman dies”…

…led people HERE: “Interview: Sally Pascale, comic book reader, feminist, blogger… and the internet’s most outspoken ‘Green Lantern’ fan”

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“Kreatives Schreiben und Kulturjournalismus Leipzig”…

…led people HERE: “Kreatives Schreiben und Kulturjournalismus in Hildesheim: Interview”

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queries that made me smile:

“Sinestro is handsome”, “Kyle Rayner adorable”, “friendship animation video”, “new trend tall women short men”, “feminist boss” [better try this website. or this.]

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queries that made me yawn:

“hypermuscular females”, “flat women perky nipples veins”, “robin and starfire sex comic”, “green lantern sexy jade”, “red lanterns bleez sexy”, “sexy batgirl and wonder woman flirting fan art”

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queries that made me wonder:

“dead parents; dead children; educated, urbane women with idiot husbands/boyfriends/girlfriends/friends”, „massive legs woman“, “blodens healing machine”, “you were a horrible mother”

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good German queries:

“Autoren über 50” [knapp vorbei: Link], “Zimmer voller Leben” [knapp vorbei: Link], “verdrängt Fernseher Buch” [knapp vorbei: Link], “Geschenke in Toronto kaufen” [knapp vorbei: Link], “Niggemeier hetzt” [knapp vorbei: Link], “imdb persönliche Empfehlungen” [Link], “Hoffnungsträger des Jahres 2011” [Link], “Zielgruppentheater” [Link]

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absurd German queries:

  • “Geheime Welten Hildesheim”
  • “Eierbecher”
  • “blöde e-Mails”
  • “Schneider the spider aus Familie Feuerstein”
  • “Im Fahrgestell eines Lieferwagens”
  • “Warum geben Menschen schlechte Ratschläge?”
  • “Mein Mann arbeitet zuviel”
  • “Hildesheim mein Hildesheim da ist die Welt”

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and here’s my favourite, so far:

  • “Clark Kent blushed around her” [Link]

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